Zumping
What does zumping mean?
Dumping someone over Zoom
Example
"Man, getting zumped is even worse than getting dumped by text message."
The New York Post, commenting on the existence of zumping
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Last Updated: December 24, 2020
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Zumping is the act of dumping someone over Zoom. Many people were zumped during the COVID-19 pandemic, due to social distancing guidelines that placed increased pressure on relationships and prevented couples from meeting in-person to break up. These couples likely began using the Zoom video conferencing app to maintain their relationships, never thinking they would also use Zoom to end them.
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