Jesus Jeans

What does jesus jeans mean?

Jeans with a lot of holes

Jesus jeans are jeans that have a lot of holes in them, otherwise known as "holy jeans." They became popular during the 1990s grunge days and have been off and on popular since then.

Some Jesus jeans are purchased brand new while others become more Jesus-like over the years through wear and tear. Famous people who have sported Jesus jeans include Kurt Cobain, Eddie Vedder, and most country musicians.

Example

"Your Jesus jeans are disintegrating off your legs you may need to get some new ones."
Kim Kardashian wearing some Jesus jeans

Kim Kardashian wearing some Jesus jeans

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Last Updated: September 19, 2016

Jesus jeans definition

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